Hey so check this out.
It's our new show. Well, it's the image from our new show. It's Paris Hilton reading a book. Yes. Paris. Hilton. Book.
It is a real photograph, but methinks it was an ironic photoshoot (unless she is actually enjoying The Art of War, which I can only hope she is).
Anyway, now it's a Warhol. Shut up, it's seamless.
Meanwhile, in other news, we had our first auditions last night and I'm having my usual trouble. Everyone's ace. When they do auditions in Australian Idol, there are hopeless losers and talentless dorks streaming in from down the hall from an apparent bottomless pit. Where are those people? Why don't those people come? At least it would allow me some time to tune out.
Anyhoo.... I'm going in to the library now. There's a script I should probably write.
I hope there's an old man there to yell at you. That'll keep you awake.
Now, what part am I auditioning for?
FSY xxxx
The old man was not at the library today, thankfully, although a young man did attempt to enter the library on rollerblades, which was very amusing (especially because he had headphones on and couldn't hear the protestations of the bewildered security guards).
Something exciting is bound to happen if you go somewhere free, public, and temperature controlled.
PS I think you'd be a lovely Paris.
> PS I think you’d be a lovely Paris.
Yes, I would be Paris who ate a pie.
I could do it on Rollerblades... but only once.
After that, it would be crutches.
Moi xxxx
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