Looking for an audition venue should be easy. All that’s required is:
1. A top temp of 25 degrees
2. Enough room to gesticulate
3. Running water
4. A toilet
5. Somewhere nearby for coffee
6. No booking fee Is that really too much to ask?
Apparently it is.
7. No guy who lives out the back, calls himself a writer and shares his experience with you in the communal kitchen during morning tea break.
Hahaha. TOTALLY!